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You got this.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"yoplait-oui-jar-candle","title":"Yoplait Oui Jar Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese cute little dandies are made from Yoplait Oui Yogurt containers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTheir Wellness Journey has taken them from good for your mouth to good for your nose!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour friends will know that you are so cultured! (\u003cem\u003eno live cultures\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey make a cute little candle and I expect to continue using them as long as I can keep getting my claws on them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese average about 130g of candle.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Misquoth Sundries","offers":[{"title":"Autumn Disappointment \u0026 Spilled Coffee","offer_id":62710457237874,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/4333\/4770\/files\/20261102_123702.jpg?v=1793643939"},{"product_id":"svelte-clear-squatty","title":"Svelte Clear Squatty","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a sturdy clear glass candle with a little bit of heft.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot a bad size for tossing at a home intruder to get some distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHyaaaah!!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr a gift. I mean, that's probably a good use as well.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrowing would be optional then, I guess.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClear lines, no ridges- would make a great wineglass afterwards for those of you not afraid of a decent pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInitial set of 4 of these container types\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese average about 300g of candle.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Misquoth Sundries","offers":[{"title":"Autumn Disappointment \u0026 Spilled Coffee","offer_id":62711026188658,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/4333\/4770\/files\/20261102_162208.jpg?v=1793654944"},{"product_id":"rimmed-glass-chonker","title":"Rimmed Glass Chonker","description":"\u003cp\u003eOnly one of these bad boy chonkers so drop it while it's hot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBuy \u003c\/em\u003eit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBuy \u003c\/em\u003eit while it's hot. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhich is not right now.\u003cbr\u003eIt'll be nice and hot after you light it.\u003cbr\u003eWhich is after you buy it. \u003cbr\u003eAnd wait for it to be shipped. \u003cbr\u003eAnd get it home. \u003cbr\u003eAnd open it. \u003cbr\u003eIn a safe space.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen it gets lit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'm not getting in trouble with USPS like that again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat a fiasco.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(~350g of candle)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Misquoth Sundries","offers":[{"title":"Autumn Disappointment \u0026 Spilled Coffee","offer_id":62711171580274,"sku":null,"price":16.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/4333\/4770\/files\/20261102_175811.jpg?v=1793660416"},{"product_id":"clear-rocks-glass","title":"Clear Rocks Glass","description":"\u003cp\u003eNow here's a score.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA candle and a rocks glass to be, all wrapped up in one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDef buy a bunch of these so you've got a set later instead of tears and FOMO.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeels great in your hand. \u003cbr\u003eWell, it feels great in my hand. \u003cbr\u003eI suppose your hand-feel may vary. \u003cbr\u003eYou know. \u003cbr\u003eBased on your hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBottoms up!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSir. 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